Vanity Yield™

Monetize your ego. Pay to exist. Or stay irrelevant.

The higher you pay, the higher you rank.
999999.99€ to be a Legend.

By appearing on Vanity Yield™, you consent to being seen, judged, and possibly ignored.
All contributions are final, egos non-refundable.

Some profiles were manually inserted to preserve narrative, contrast, or stylistic intimidation.
Not all profiles paid. Some simply exist by divine intervention or marketing strategy.